petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

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rightsided:

voldemortsblog:

lucid-flower:

ay-drian:

getting over someone you never even dated

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I don’t know why this picture is so accurate

i dont know why this picture was ever taken

Stock photography…

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sticler:

sassy-gay-dust:

omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon

“take the bark for a walk”

“hey could you feed the meows”

“hey look at all those moos”

woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF

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I love showing tricks to little kids.

laugh-addict:

They’re all like: 

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“How did you do that?”

And you’re just like:

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