2chained:

*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*

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  • if girls are asking to be raped because their clothes don't completely cover all of their bodies, then boys are asking to be kicked in the balls just because they don't wear cups everywhere.
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    benedicts-doublechins:

    Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

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    ghostlights:

    howelledandlestered:

    saltfree:

    Dean is like the sun because he’s cute as hell and keeps ppl alive and is usually drawn as a cute cartoon but he can also kill u and it also hurts to look at him sometimes do u feel me

    how can you refer sun as ‘cute’

    look at these fuckin cute as hell suns how can u say they aren’t cute

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    wonderingaboutfandoms:

    letyourjourneystart:

    According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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    fluent-in-lesbianism:

    bellezza98ceilo:

    space-sailor:

    pinkkryptonite:

    fluent-in-lesbianism:

    MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.

    daaaang lol

    sooo you both get burned in the end

    you did NOT
    you just

    HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN

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